soldier 76: is gay
straight fanboy:

nothing is as funny to me as that one comic in the first fmab ending. winry calls ed short, so he and al “combine” by ed getting on al’s shoulders, and then ed is like HAHA and runs off a cliff. i dont even get the punchline, he just ran off a fucking cliff and its so funny




LIKE HE JUST RAN OFF A CLIFF AND THATS THE JOKE

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His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.
Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore
Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person
Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.
Just some Soriel-ish comics i did in between commissions because me likey . X//D
i like to think that Toriel invites Papyrus and Sans to live with her and Frisk..(kind of based on the official Q and A thing from some time ago; Toriel mentions what she packs for Papyrus’ lunch.. so it could be they are in the same house.. is just what i like to think lol)…
Bonus down the line ;u;—–